Children's Answers to Science Exam Questions
 
 
 
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
 
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
 
 
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
 
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
 
Q: What happens to your body as you age
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
 
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
 
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
 
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
 
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,
E, I, O and U.
 
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
 
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
 
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
 
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport